It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023

by Sinister679 November 23, 2021

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Brain needs to be with a girl name chillii. Chillii Brian are like soulmates they have good vibes and get along with each other very well
by Linkoln May 6, 2022

by Yvnghomiie November 23, 2021

A person who gets ALL the chicks. A dude with a massive shlong who’s 6,2 and steals your woman meanwhile being slightly homosexual.
by quilth74 January 19, 2025

by MargoandtheredSelasflower October 5, 2018
