To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
by Sandman September 14, 2018
Get the Brandon McCarthymug. The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.
by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021
Get the Brandon Vincemug. president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 1, 2022
Get the president brandonmug. scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots
has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her
overall proper bargain
has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her
overall proper bargain
emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs
emily:oh okay xx
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs
emily:oh okay xx
by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020
Get the brandon maitchellmug. The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans
Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.
Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.
K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.
nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!
Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.
K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.
nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!
by Skyleigh April 23, 2019
Get the Brandon Santiagomug. Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.
by a man who never lies April 29, 2021
Get the brandon albanmug. A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.
Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"
by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021
Get the Brandon Basquemug.