Brandon walker

A man that sucks his or other peoples toes

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker

by Cummins cider June 16, 2020

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017

Brandon Elliot

Nigga is just so fucking unfunny, bugged eyed, pedophile, dick lover looking ass nigga!

Yo fuck Brandon Elliot like fr fr.

by Sjeotrhdan May 02, 2019

president brandon

president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.

oh, how i love president brandon-chan.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 01, 2022

brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain

emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx

by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020

Brandon Touhey

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants

Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.

by bigboy746 October 15, 2019

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018