National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free

Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see

by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

by Bawgg January 14, 2020

Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024

Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.

“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”

by maozengdong April 26, 2024

angel blowjob

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.

"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend

by Luethenator. October 30, 2011

Blowjob

Ask your mother you pervert she should know very well and tell you how to do it right.

Sorry tom I didn't know it was your wife I gave a blowjob to, I thought it was your daughter.

by Willow._.The._.Angel May 26, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019