clear beered

When someone adds hard alcohol to beer. Usually without the owner of the beer aware of the situation.

Ben: For some odd reason my beer tastes a lot like tequila.
Mike: That's because I clear beered you, bitch!!

by Ben Nordsven April 15, 2008

Beer Potral

The invisible portal between your pub and your home late friday night after 15 pints of extra strength lager.

"Fuck knows how i got home last night, must have used the beer portal"

by Tony Hamill June 15, 2005

beer emergency

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."

by Benny D November 8, 2005

beer muscle

See beer muscles, in particular first definition.

The participants of stupid and dangerous acts of male bravado are often aided in these acts by their beer muscle

by Anon October 19, 2004

beer jacket

the lack of a need for a real jacket due to the warming effects of alcohol

dude are u not cold?? no ive got a beer jacket on!!

by Rossa O' Donovan January 28, 2009

Beer Gut

An impressive monument to an individual's overcoming of shallow goals of physical beauty. It is a large round sign of self confidence and the ability to shotgun a 24oz without giving it a second thought. It is proudly worn by people who would rather party with their friends than spend all available time in the gym in order to look better than said friends.

(Lance) Hey Jim, nice beer gut, I see you traded in that 6 pack for a keg

(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until 2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw

by Alfredofettuccini August 30, 2009

Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly

Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006