bean bags

A mans testicles.

Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

BeanEater

The act of a white girl sucking a mexicans dick.

1. Haley your the offical "beaneater"

2. Vega loves you beaneaters!

by B-strickk March 4, 2010

fiddle the bean

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

by moggg April 21, 2006

bean dip

a mexican baptsim

Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism

Jonny no im not in to bean dip

Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer

by the randyman January 16, 2010

beaner hop

jumping a fence in the style of a mexican crossing the boarder. climbing the fence, hearing the boarder patrol, getting scared, then falling, not climbing down, after hitting the ground, the mexican then raises to its feet, then runs.

juan:damnito jose, climb mas rapido (damnit joe climb much faster)
jose:cayate punto(shut up fag)
officer jim:FREEZE BEANER!
juan:mierda, jumpo! jumpo jose(shit jump! jump joe!)
jose:mierda, yo fallo en mi espalda(shit i fell on my back)

by sam r i April 3, 2005

beancooker

A pregnant white woman carrying a Mexican's baby.

Julio's girl got knocked up, vato!
Who...Maria?
No, it was Ashley.
Damn, shes a beancooker now!

by trenchnurse March 1, 2009

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009