12 sandwich eating bastard

fat really fat greedy some one who make fun of slimness

person 1. fuck sake give her a burger!!
person 2. shut up you fat 12 sandwich eating bastard

by chelex November 24, 2006

Bastardcunt

A person who goes out of his way to be an asshole at every opportunity.

Bryce, you fucking bastardcunt.

by Sennan April 27, 2003

stingy bastard

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs=Stingy Bastard

by britbong November 25, 2013

bloody bollocks bastard

Someone whos a Bloody Bollocks Bastard. Simple really.

Hey Bill Gates your a Bloody Bollocks Bastard for lieing about Windows XP

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003

lucky bastard

Someone with a girlfriend with huge tits.

Dayum, have you seen Simon's girlfriend's new profile picture? That lucky bastard!

by king size slim rizla + slim qu November 13, 2013

Los Bastardos

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004