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A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
by Kerb November 30, 2004
Get the Badger Game mug.The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...
There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
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by Opi T February 28, 2005
Get the bangemville mug.an evil cold hearted pessimistic hypercritical nazi who is intrusive and has no respect for anyone. usually a librarian or teacher.
by jaime'' January 5, 2009
Get the nazi badger mug.Commonly refers to the three bags of milk offered at local grocery stores and convenience stores alike, or, any product offering that comes in a 3-bag pack.
Alternatively, the act of getting teabagged by one who is born with three testicles, or getting tea-bagged by 3 people at the same time.
Alternatively, the act of getting teabagged by one who is born with three testicles, or getting tea-bagged by 3 people at the same time.
India: "Alfredo, pick up some milk on your way home."
Alfredo: "Sure, a carton or tri-bagger?"
India: "Definitely tri-bagger."
Alternative:
Kid with 3 balls: "I just tri-bagged your mom"
Alfredo: "Sure, a carton or tri-bagger?"
India: "Definitely tri-bagger."
Alternative:
Kid with 3 balls: "I just tri-bagged your mom"
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