Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

smoke detector

A device, typically used within Fire Safety, to warn of smoke.

Smoke detectors are required in all levels of a house, including basements and locations where someone may sleep.

by Trainguy15 June 11, 2021

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.

Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!

by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023

Smoking The Gun

The point in someone's life when they are debating on suicide and start thinking about shooting themselves.

I haven't seen or heard from Jeremy in a while let's reach out and make sure he's not Smoking the gun.

by Chinchilla Dish February 23, 2022

joker smoking

Pulling the smoke into your mouth, but not inhaling, just blowing it out.

Stop joker smoking my spliff, you're wasting my weed

by Drunk0nShadowz August 2, 2018

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 20, 2013