Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

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Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.

Im pulling a Simon today

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

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simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

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Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025

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Simon the Digger

Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.

Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*

by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025

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