alaska pipeliner

To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it

bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipeliner!

by Trent!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2008

alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016

Alaskan Fishstick

Slapping a girl ass with a frozen fish and then proceeding to shit and piss on the fish. After that shove it down the girls ear.

I just want to Alaskan Fishstick you.

by MrWankpants October 26, 2017

Alaskan slushy

When you're in a snowy region so you decide to pack your girl full of snow while she's on her period and eat out the red slush that comes out

Reagen: Golly Shane that alaskan slushy you have me last week really made my vag sore

Shane: yeah I hope you don't get pussy frostbite.

by Kim Moroney May 15, 2018

Alaska

A word often used by dyslexic people when addressing Amazon's Alexa.

Person 1: This is so sad, Alaska play despacito.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by Yeetus Deletus August 31, 2018

Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend

Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet

by Morgan Leonard December 11, 2019

Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021