by headhood December 24, 2007
Get the Apple-knockermug. Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.
Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.
by JaketheSnake311 October 16, 2007
Get the Apple Cidermug. n. Generously Proportioned Knickers
As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!
by Daxxler February 20, 2003
Get the Apple Catchersmug. A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
by derain85 January 20, 2009
Get the Apple Valleymug. N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!
"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."
by lampshady August 12, 2006
Get the apple testmug. A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by Wayne king January 9, 2014
Get the apple bashermug. Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.
by thedramahotspot January 20, 2019
Get the apples and orangesmug.