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Harry Johnson

Huge shlong, they always have a shlong above 17 meters
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Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.
by bingo6924 January 29, 2022
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Jayden Johnson

Jayden Johnson is the best person you'll ever meet. He is kind, caring, fine as hell, and is the most loyal and trustworthy person. He's a great person to hang out with, he'll make you smile and laugh, and will never stop loving YOU. He's the most loyal person you will ever meet, so stick with him, and never let him go. Jayden will never let you down. You'll feel so warm and nice inside when you talk to Jayden, and his voice is like music to your ears. Every time you hear it it makes you get butterflies. His brown eyes are beautiful, which makes you get lost in them every time you look at them. He's the nicest and most understanding person you'll ever meet. If you get luck enough to date a Jayden Johnson, never let him go, and stay with him forever because every moment with him counts.
Person 1: Oh my jeez! you must really love Jayden Johnson!
Person 2: Yes! He's The best person you could ever meet!
Person 1: I really hope I get lucky enough to get a boyfriend as good as Jayden Johnson!
by YASqueen2009 September 20, 2021
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ginger johnson

most ginger johnson’s are very creative you could say and very exquisite in their specialties but most of all a great person even though . they are ginger we still love them
Jason’s Father: Have you meant a ginger johnson ?

Dominic: No what are they like?

Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course
by ginger johnson March 2, 2022
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Andrew Johnson

a very funny and beloved person and hes a jokster
by Jri_zzzz March 5, 2022
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Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021
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shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol
*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)
by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008
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