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Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
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hump day

a day when u hump a pillow
sev: what is hump day😧😧😧
person b: is when u ride a pillow 💯
by urmom123457869 December 15, 2021
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Humped

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED
by corndog5 August 18, 2024
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camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.
My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt
by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011
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pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.
Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.
by Mayhematty January 23, 2018
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Lung Hump

When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.
Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.
by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020
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