Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Soccer

Its really football, you twats

Person 1: Hey man wanna play some soccer
Person 2: WTF its called football

by D4Rtyy April 9, 2021

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

Soccer

The British term of FootBall (JUST CALL IT FOOTBALL DICKS)

Soccer is cool
SOCCER SUCKS FOOTBALL IS BETTER FUCK OFFF

by Α March 10, 2022

Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by tiny fat kids, usually boys.

Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends

by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017