Jacob Anderson

Jacob Anderson has a monster cock and is the ultimate sex god everyone wants

I got destroyed by Jacob Anderson last night, I still can’t walk!

by AndersonProductions August 30, 2023

Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.

“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment”

by Mikado07 April 24, 2023

Jacob Dzivasen

Jacob is way to smart, he needs to be dumber.

Jacob Dzivasen is to smart grrrrrrr

by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022

A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.

Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.

by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019

Jacob Tomlinson

Absolute beast of a being. An icon for the human kind to look up to. Generally a great guy.

Jacob Tomlinson is beast

by The icon/beast September 2, 2021

Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).

Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!

by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020