ass clown

A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.

Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.

by aguy76 December 17, 2009

Brown Clown

When a person shows their butt to someone.

(AKA mooning)

oh man you just got (brown clowned).

At graduation Josh (brown clowned) the graduating class.

by Q-Ball711 September 9, 2011

The Long Clown

It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.

One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.

by SeanDingo June 20, 2008

Clown Shoed

A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.

Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.

"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"

or

"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"

by JessFink January 21, 2009

life-clown

When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.

That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!

That life-clown won't take anything serious!

That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.

by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013

Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.

"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"

by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007

clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

by MosesI July 30, 2019