Bob Neck

A sore neck from vigorously bobbing the knob aka sucking dick too much.

Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.

I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018

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Schmigg Bobbed

Used in a bit on the viral sensation that is the SuperMega podcast. This was a bit made by Aronld Hanson from the hit show Game Theory where he parodied an episode of Seinfeld. The definition of this word is unclear, BUT you don't wanna get schmigg bobbed! Or do you? This word my have racial origin.

"You don't want to get schmigg bobbed Jerry."
"Oh you don't want to get schmigg bobbed!"
"Getting schmigg bobbed aint so bad."

by garfieldfeet May 18, 2020

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bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 06, 2013

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