Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.

“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”

by Energylilith January 5, 2021

Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016

Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based

Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name

by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025

Wizard Sleeve

Another name for penis or vagina. Really can use it for anything

My wizard sleeve almost frozen in the chilly wind when I pee’d outside last night

by Joe man February 7, 2024

Wizard's sleeve

A particularly capacious sausage wallet; a clown's pocket.

"Sex with Veronica was really a disappointment Joe" "Nobody told me she had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve"

by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024

Kram The Wizard

A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!

Kram: Woosh! Ive appeared
Everyone else: Woah! Kram The Wizard is so cool!

by Sexy Infamous Jake July 5, 2018

wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.

Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.

by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019