WalmartChungus

The disabled & morbidly obese, they/them on a mobility scooter who attends the No-Kings rallies wearing leather and post apocalyptic riot gear & face shields/headgear. They refer to themselves as “The Doge Walker.” As seen wheeling through high profile national protests with a MAGA-supporter or GOP caricature leashed in a manner similar to the villains in the MadMax series of films.

WalmartChungus was on the news again during the No Kings Rally before the violence erupted.

I saw WalmartChungus scooter jousting bystanders on CNN.

by JHGC8 March 30, 2026

Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Walmart Rangers

Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores

Those people who fight or dress crazy late at night at Walmart are Walmart Rangers

by Jagermeister February 23, 2025

Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.

“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers”

by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025

Walmart Skyline

A 3rd generation Infinity Q35 with high milage and a collection of cheap aftermarket bolt-on parts. Accessories may vary, but black tinted windows and an obnoxiously loud exhaust that showcases how badly out of tune the valvetrain is are required.

"Did you hear that Peter just picked up a salvage title Q35 from the auto auction?"

"Great, I'm sure he already has an order for a new exhaust from Temu on the way. That's the 5th Walmart Skyline in our neighborhood.'

by cphoenix March 23, 2025

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025