Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

sweetdick willie

To have great dick that all woman love

Hey baby I heard they call you Sweetdick willie are you sharing

by Sweetdick willie July 17, 2017

Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.

Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011

Trouser Willy

A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.

"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."

by Joelle M May 21, 2008

milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm

i have a milky willy

by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

really willy

the act of having a drop of urin on the tip of your dick as you stick it to ones ear.

dude shes been around soo much id rather "really willy" her face

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009