When you go into a watermelon field right before it gets dark on a hot summer day, because you want the melon to be warm. And you take out your pocket knife and cut a plug out of the rind of the melon, you then proceed to fuck the shit out of the melon….and then when you’re finished you put the plug back.
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Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
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because when you don't know the lyrics to a song you lipsync "watermelon, watermelon" as if you know the words
because when you don't know the lyrics to a song you lipsync "watermelon, watermelon" as if you know the words
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