Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.

“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”

by freakybraybray May 2, 2025

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.

A gateway to arson: Wizard Music

by The Big Toast January 11, 2022

wizard head

When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.

Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.

by Wizard head March 1, 2017

Grand Wizard Man

The grand wizard man is the best man alive

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat

by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022