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Miracle Whip

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.
Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010
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pussy-whipped

by jen August 22, 2003
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water whip

Not 100% real. Fake.
Orgin: New Orleans
Made Popular by soulja slim
That water whipped boy Andrew Placid stood on the side while his friends were gettin jumped
by MiC check September 8, 2005
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whip saw

wall street term ( means to be sucked in (buy) & (sold) out stop loss )
fed burn stinking goys big boys whip market up 200 points on less hawkish BS. yep! wall street whip saw accounts today june 29 2006.....

sec thanks mr. Burn-a-key
by itichie_nocanpo June 29, 2006
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Master of whipness

a particular type of fella who lives under the wing of his girlfriend and performs various acts such as ditching the boys for the bitches, carrying the books for the bitches, being on call at any time of day for the bitches (usually dwelling around the art department with his girl) and constantly bitches about everything and denies that he's whipped
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.
Guy 1: man, where is he?...Where gonna be late
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness
by Jessex Cardaboner May 13, 2009
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The Whip Nasty!

(adj) A term used to express extreme love for something or someone. Similar to The Freight!.
Jolene Blalock is The Whip Nasty!

Flying Pie Pizza is The Whip Nasty! That shit is good!
by Dr. SlippyFIST July 23, 2006
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Tuscan Whip

When satiating ones self and right at the time of climax. Let loose your human love juice into a sock, then put the sock into the freezer. Wait a few hours then right before your roommate somes home you put the sock in the microwave for about a minute or enough time to make it a hot sticky mess inside the sock. As soon as your roommate opens the door whip the sock right into their face.
So for my friends surprise, party right when he came in the door i generously gave him the Tuscan Whip.
by Satiate you February 20, 2011
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