muffins whip

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area

Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip

by bob teats April 7, 2010

gator whip

To whip or slap someone with one's cock. Similar to mushroom stamping, except it is with the whole dick. Basically a cock slap.

I'm going to gator whip you in the face!

by RICO1337 August 9, 2010

page whip

To use Cliff's Notes and/or skim a book without reading carefully and highlighting or making notes.

Are you ready for our class discussion of Grapes of Wrath today?
I page whipped it over the weekend. Hopefully the prof won't ask me anything.

by Dr. Bubba August 7, 2011

Pursey Whip.

Pursey Whip: Purse-c-whip: In wich a male masterbates and expells the goo on his face.

Pursey Whip:I was sitting in front of my computer, when I said no one gets this load but me, all over my face and thats when I said Pursey Whip.

by assshit999000 June 1, 2011

Bitty Whip

A man or womens penis used to pleasure a bitty.

I love it when he uses his bitty whip to slap me.

by N-word William November 21, 2011

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

gorilla whip

taking your cock and slaping her in the face with it also the clit is another favorite

my girl nutted so hard after i knocked the bottom loose i gorilla whipped her in to submission

by dinodaboss October 15, 2012