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Weed (marijuana, pot, dope, green, bud, reefer, etc...) is the bud of the female Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica plants. It is smoked for medicinal and recreational purposes. Unlike alcohol, which causes thousands of fatal accidents per day, as said before, weed has never been directly attributed to any deaths resulting from the consumption of it. Most people who choose to use it know its health risks, and feel that the enlightenment that it brings is much more rewarding than not using it.

A new device called a vaporizer can now be used to consume only THC (Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol), the main psychoactive chemical found in marijuana. Rather than burning the weed, vaporizers heat it up to a certain point, where only the THC is released, thus eliminating all health risks. The only problem is that they are very expensive.

Written account of its use dates back to 28 B.C in Chinese records, according to the book "Buzzed: The Straight Facts About the Most Used and Abused Drugs from Alcohol to Ecstasy." However, the book's authors point out that the plant was likely used long before then. They recount the discovery of a nearly 3,000-year-old Egyptian mummy containing traces of THC.

Cannabis sativa is believed to be a native plant of India, where it possibly originated in a region just north of the Himalayan Mountains. It is an herbaceous annual that can grow to a height of between 13 and 18 feet (4 to 5.4 meters). The plant has flowers that bloom from late-summer to mid-fall. Cannabis plants usually have one of two types of flowers, male or female, and some plants have both. Male flowers grow in elongated clusters along the leaves and turn yellow and die after blossoming. Female flowers grow in spike-like clusters and remain dark green for a month after blossoming, until the seed ripens. Hashish, which is more powerful than marijuana, is made from the resin of the cannabis flowers.

The seeds and stems of the plant can be used to make clothing, paper and many more. This is called hemp.
Hey man, let's smoke some weed.
weed by Smokey McWeed July 16, 2008
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FYI, Did You Know?
In Canada, it's mandatory for everyone between the ages of 13 and death to light up at least 1/4 Oz a week. There is also a minimum of 2 papers per joint (equivalent of 1 Philly Wrap). It is recommended that you carry extra weed as the RCMP (Royal Canadian Marijuana Pinchers) are known to confiscate your weekly supply. Every Sunday, which is the day Canadians pray to the Holy Plant, Urine Samples must be given to determine the amount of THC in your body. If your THC level falls below 0.58 your Daily Prostitute privileges are taken away and are forced to wear a sign that reads, " I'M A FUKKIN LOSERRRRRRRRRRR"
Person 1: Ey man how much weed you smoke this week?
Person 2: None at alll man i been sik with pneumonia
Person 1: Hello, 911!?!!Come quick there's a pussy on the
loose!!!!
911: Huh??..o shit thats rite, ummmm.. call back in like 5 min ok buddy...yoooo, relaxx Lieutenant!! stop bein such a roach killer..{Click}
weed by drizzo613 June 27, 2006

Chink Weed 

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians
I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.
Chink Weed by Paul September 8, 2004

weed weasel 

one who never has weed and always epects others to pack and when they do get a bag you never see them till its gone
No marty you can't have a bong hit you weed weasel .
weed weasel by cheeba monkey February 19, 2008

Dick Weed Syndrome

Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.

legal weed 

my wish
i wish there was legal weed
legal weed by WoodChucky September 7, 2016

commercial weed 

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.
Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.
commercial weed by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004