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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
mugGet the Big Fat Wanker Dykemug.

Wanker

You are like lumo( a wanker)
by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground
LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker
by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022
mugGet the Wool Wankermug.

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.
"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"
by TheHammockMan July 4, 2016
mugGet the wallet wankermug.

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off
stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.
by adam is so great November 7, 2003
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wanker

Alisha meant wanker in a good way
by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wanker

by Lolskeys August 27, 2018
mugGet the Wankermug.

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