Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

Unpredicted Turdage

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

vaginal turbulance

When you fuck the pussy so good that it starts to tremble and quiver like an airplane

Damn, I fucked Jenny so good last night that I think I gave her vaginal turbulance

by Morgan The Freemason October 29, 2015