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turd of events 

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When the situation changes unexpectedly such that everything goes to shit.
When Trump got elected it was quite the turd of events.
turd of events by myactualrealname June 15, 2017
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Turd nugget 

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Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
Turd nugget by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017
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turd bog

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someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!
turd bog by NightFlyer66 October 2, 2017
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turd boner

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When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
Oh no I got a turd boner
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Turd Mobile

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A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.
Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!
Turd Mobile by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018
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Turd Burglar

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Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
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