midnight toker

(n.) One who rocks the bong in the dark

Big D. and I had a great time last night, man is he a midnight toker!

by King Robby V. September 23, 2005

Yoder Toter

A large white 16-seater van that carries the Amish on excursions to Wal-mart.

Jebidiah rode the Yoder Toter into town so that he could buy new suspenders for his goat.

by Dana S, June 11, 2006

Tilted Towers

A place that has decent loot and mats but Too crowded. also, you will die if you suck at Fortnite

Person 1: IMMA LAND TILTED TOWERS

5 seconds later he gets sniped

by Glyphenhype3 January 14, 2019

towel fetish

A sexual obsession with towels. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing, just not as common.

My friend has a towel fetish.. Every now and then he gets in the bathtub with lots of soft towels while naked

by TubaJoe May 16, 2015

Food Towel

A towel that is used to cover your lap while eating and work in a PC, playing a video game, watching television etc. It is part bib, part washcloth, and keeps food off the furniture and your hands clean.

Damn that food towel came in handy while wolfing down that bucket of KFC and playing FFXI on my laptop.

Dufus, you got gravy all over the TV remote. Where the hell is your food towel!

by Korva September 6, 2007

Memorial Towel

A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after sexual intercourse. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of disgusting crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks.

a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.

man, I had to use my awesome unicorn T shirt as a memorial towel last night

by grombelphegor February 23, 2011

Toner

A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.

Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.

The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.

by Bosephus Reeegan March 14, 2013