beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.

Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009

dildo beef

The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.

Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!

by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013

Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015

beef sleeve

A woman's vagina. Woman unworthy of respect.

Damn, I have been trying to break into that beef sleeve all week.

by B. Rudy November 28, 2007

Beef Trauser

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

by Tomrod May 24, 2011

beef stick

beef stick

beef stick?

by Jesus Chrib January 26, 2020

Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 28, 2011