as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019
Get the Evanmug. A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
Get the Evanmug. yggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggqevio8yqeopwildbkh qvwgfqetyr2feuoiljkcsnb vgtfwyuieqjoskaxnbcasgdvtfyuhqwieqdkjnhcbfgvyfhudqeijskxn cb shdgfyrhqwiokalmjnxchsbfvvvsuveuyvbevhhnecyyhudxyuchxyhufgyyfhcxuueufhycxdhyufgfgyfbrgfyrhgfhfghfv
evan is short but mazing and they will one day rule the world
they love animeles with all there harts and cat stpell for the life of them but it realy smart
evan is short but mazing and they will one day rule the world
they love animeles with all there harts and cat stpell for the life of them but it realy smart
by 9uhinjk May 20, 2022
Get the Evanmug. An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.
by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight
Evan is God
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug.