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Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018
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post up

to make your presence known. Could be done while getting a photo taken, waiting for a bus, or simply hanging out. Usually done by standing straight up and grilling.
What do you say we get some chairs, sit in the middle of the mall, and just post up?
by JT Dollar Sign December 20, 2003
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post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.
Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 18, 2012
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Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.
That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking
by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010
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post pounder

She slammed that post pounder right on me last night
by powerchocker July 18, 2017
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post voltage

by poiouoiuyjghgdsdhgsgh September 13, 2018
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post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.
"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."
by wowozy July 5, 2023
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