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bob the blob

the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.
bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass
by odedodo1 February 10, 2019
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bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".
Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*
by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013
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emo-Bob

A general all round name for a teenage boy who is emo. however this doesn't mean there actual name has any relevance to it.
Ayshe: hey emo-Bob

Robert:yer?
by emo4th3win March 21, 2010
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Bob Onminob

A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.
- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"
by STND March 11, 2009
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Water Bob

To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.
Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.

I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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Schmigg Bobbed

Used in a bit on the viral sensation that is the SuperMega podcast. This was a bit made by Aronld Hanson from the hit show Game Theory where he parodied an episode of Seinfeld. The definition of this word is unclear, BUT you don't wanna get schmigg bobbed! Or do you? This word my have racial origin.
"You don't want to get schmigg bobbed Jerry."
"Oh you don't want to get schmigg bobbed!"
"Getting schmigg bobbed aint so bad."
by garfieldfeet May 18, 2020
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Gag and Bob

When a woman preforms oral sex on a man vigorously enough to make her gag but continues to bob anyway.
Sarah did the good 'ol fashioned gag and bob on her boyfriend.
by sarahgagandbob October 30, 2011
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