Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2

Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

Maria paula

She does not breathe when she talks.

Her soulmate is kevin;

Kevin makes maria paula happy

by Elamorsh November 24, 2021

maria

cute alight motion editor who posts kpop edits which is what i luv she so so cute and does everything when I post she is amazing

Maria you’re an amazing editor

by gnafxc November 23, 2021

Maria

Cool girl, beautiful, likes surf and volleyball, you probably meet her in a vacation in Africa, she likes germans and egyptian guys, especially their personalities

Maria likes germans

by jon winter November 21, 2021

Maria

perfect.

(also blind)

“bro what’s her name?”
“maria.”
“dam man your lucky as hell”

by Ur nan ur mam October 29, 2022

maria effect

The physical, emotional and spiritual state which one obtains when surrounded by a Maria

“he used to be fine, what happened to him”
“he lost his maria effect i guess”

by slvttybarbie April 25, 2024

Maria Tess

Maria tess

Maria Tess

by MariabTess October 21, 2021