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call maria

the only reason why you would be searching this is….
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr

b: you are the class of 2022 at tws
*someone falls on the ground*
OMG CALL MARIA
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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Maria Tubman

Maria Tubman is beautiful. She is kind, empathetic and loving. But don’t get confused she’s a wild child that one! She has blue eyes with hints of green and brown it’s amazing! She has the best brown hair in the world!! She seems like a cinnamon roll but my dude she can throw hands with ya! If you find Maria don’t let her go. She’s too good to be true and a once in a life time chance. She makes the best of friends dude.
Girl: is that Maria Tubman?

Dude: yeah she’s drop dead gorgeous
Fav word: DUDE/ love ya
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.
“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.
by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022
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Alexia Maria

Alexia is very funny she likes to be with her friends she likes being with boys she always is there for you In you lowest and in your highest she laugh till she dies

She is very funny and wonderful she will always be laughing or on TikTok
Becerra: is that a dork
Sophia: no it’s just Alexia Maria having fun
by Sophia5469 April 18, 2022
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Maria

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, straight up. She is kind, and usually really sensitive. Don't break her heart, or, trust me, she will come after you. Other than that, she's beautiful, sweet, funny, unique, and so much more! She is usually hanging out with friends, but still has amazing grades and knowledge. She can be a bit fucked up sometimes, but trust me, that bothers no one at all. Keep her close, or stay away. She can start a friendship and then break it the very next day.
Wow Maria! You look so nice today!
by purple_rat March 11, 2022
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maria

Treesh; Penis-sucker; dumb cunt who would lick her own pussy for gold digger money.

Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.
rakisha: “did you hear that maria sucked on her large chode last friday?”
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “
by trojancondoms March 21, 2022
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Maria

Stop being a total Maria.
by Daddy6942021 March 30, 2022
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