First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010
Get the Italian Mud Basketmug. "this one guy and his girl were foolin around wen an italian ice just happened to slip outta nowhere"
by Jesse Ward November 10, 2006
Get the Italian icemug. by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011
Get the The Italian Ice Jobmug. n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
by scabbrain April 5, 2010
Get the italian lawn dartmug. An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.
by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011
Get the Italian Massagemug. by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
Get the Italian paint jobmug. An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
Get the Italian coffee makermug.