tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017

Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024

Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)

Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.

by Aristondemos October 30, 2020

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Nigerian goggles

The act of extending one’s nut sack over the receivers eye sockets whilst they give head

Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off

Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf

by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023

Goggle Head

Someone who actively uses an Apple Vision Pro headset in their home or in public.

You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.

by airfryer2020 June 5, 2023

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023