Cancer hoe

When someone is So toxic you Just gotta pull out Cancer hoe.

Tom : UGH this cancer hoe Just told me that im ugly.
Sam : I feel u Man, dont worry.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020

World Cancer

Being completely useless, typical doomer

I'm a world cancer all I do is game 24/7 and masturbate on non-existent 2D girls

by EdgyB01 May 7, 2021

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales

I am dying of sale cancer

by Sale cancer October 26, 2020

Cancer

Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.

Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."

by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017

party cancer

The dude - who by his very force of personality (or lack thereof) kills any semblance of a festive atmosphere.

So, we were at this party. Having a pretty good time. Then, this dude walks over and starts talking about his dog that he just put down. Instant party cancer...

by Heffe Mopak February 1, 2014

cancer

A boy named nicholas alan weiss

damn, nick is so cancer.

by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019