Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Sneaky-bandit

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

Big Dick Bandit

When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other

Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch

by Themanmythlegendbandit May 9, 2024

Data Bandit

An entity (i.e. person or machine) which uses data they do not have permission to use, in a way that is malicious and/or exploitative.

I heard Northwind Group's web servers were breached and they were held to ransom by data bandits.

by pseudonick5000 July 9, 2018

Chicago Freestyle Bandit

When a male urinates inside his partner.

Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

one finger bandit

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.

Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.

by Fratton November 26, 2013

bandit

Juice WRLD & NBA Youngboy

they both said they’re the definition of a bandit.

by ynrnathan October 25, 2019