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kelsie has an extremely tight pussy

kelsie has small tits and an EXTREMELY TIGHT PUSSY MY DUDE.
Kelsie: Ben you're dick is small
Ben: kelsie has an extremely tight pussy and is flat
by BigCockBen69 June 3, 2018
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Donald trump Has big balls

Fucking Legendary Man who fucks JoeBiden's mom
Fuck fucking Joe bidenDonald trump Has big balls
by Fucking fuck man May 31, 2022
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Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009
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roblox story but the main character has a brain

A "original" twist on dumb roblox stories where the protagonist knows what is going on, predicts what happens next, unfortunately has to follow along barely with the story and the other characters think the protagonist is crazy.
hey bro have you seen that "totally new and original video" that's called "roblox story but the main character has a brain?"
by thiscatisd September 12, 2022
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ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER
“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY
by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020
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Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock

My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3
"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
by cdixon03 August 2, 2020
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Every downfall has a silver lining

(Georgia Middleton) use this quote when you are going through a rough patch :)
"Hey! I'm upset." Said Jess
"Don't worry! Every downfall has a silver lining." Said Georgia.
by GMLD June 14, 2018
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