Skip to main content

Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013
mugGet the Boner Tree mug.

Tree piss

when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both participants are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.
tree piss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.
by Bumjol January 27, 2007
mugGet the Tree piss mug.

tree man

a man who is part tree and does not sleep. in fact, the word sleep seems like a foreign language to them. The only thing they know of is how to eat fungus and tree bark. The word "Tree man" can be used to describe people who forget to wish friends on their birthday and like to be emo.
person 1: " bakri didn't wish me on my birthday, do you think they forgot or it was intentional?"
person 2: " nah bakri just doesn't do birthdays because they're a tree man."
person 1: " oh really? damn."
by short sia October 12, 2021
mugGet the tree man mug.

tree am

3 am but for TREE so am pro LOL XD
CURRENTY TREE AM OMG GUYZ
by B.R.A.I.N May 31, 2021
mugGet the tree am mug.

Breaking trees

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine
mugGet the Breaking trees mug.

Grape Tree

Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree
by Yung Melo November 17, 2020
mugGet the Grape Tree mug.

tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.
Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.
by IvyWood March 30, 2010
mugGet the tree-weed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email