virginia tech

Can't match up to The Citadel and the Citadel grads run the country. Unlike the redneck populated VT who could not get in The Citadel.

I went to visit VT and it was full of rednecks and pussies. I went to The Citadel to learn how to become a real man. Bring it on bitch!

by Charlie Rules December 11, 2004

Tech Girls

A girl who doesn't belong where she goes to college at

Dude! I hooked up with tech girls!
Yeah, hows the VD, + they were fat and hairy... like a snowcow

by plop plop November 18, 2006

Virginia Tech'd

to be caused death or injury by someone who has endured much aggravation or provocation up to and finally over the edge. The person executing the Virginia Tech has lost control and is hellbent on destrathroy'ing fools.

Back in the 90s, this person would be said to have gone postal, but now postal has lost its edge and a more contemporary, rugged version must be incorporated.

Carl: pfff, what a worthless day.
Hub: bet your day wasn't as bad as Roger's.
Carl: why? what up with Roger?
Hub: his wife got knocked up by some kid and he Virginia Tech'd the whole family with an air hammer! skull fragments embedded in the fake Rembrandt!
Carl: (laughs so hard coffee comes out his nose) oh snap!!!

or present tense:

STOP TOUCHING ME OR I'LL TELL MOM!!!! She'll go Virginia Tech on your honky butt.

by Swank before Skank May 29, 2008

techoldogy

Technology that was really cool, 20 years or more ago.
Tech-old-ogy

Hey, that AccuCobol compiler is the schizz of Techoldogy!

by TigTheRed July 20, 2007

Tech Editor

Frankish
Eric Franks
One who reviews items of a technical nature.

Let us have the Tech Editor review the camcorder.

by Amanda Huggenkish December 31, 2003

tech spec

A Technical Specialist, e.g. A Computer Programmer

'The Tech Spec Came Round Today To Fix The Computer'

by 100walrus December 29, 2006

techdependant

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009