Tommy “The Tank” Jordan

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

by FCTrendz September 27, 2022

Tank

1. Noun: One who is exceptionally good at something.
2. Verb: Doing something exceptionally well.
3. Adjective: Possessing the trait of being extremely good at something.
4. Noun: One who is generally awesome.

1. Michael Phelps just got his 14th Gold Medal. What a tank!
2. Michael Phelps is tanking it up in the pool!
3. Usain Bolt is tanktastic!
4. Ryan Lochte is a straight up tank.

by American Playa February 7, 2010

scuba tank

A 40 ounce bottle of malt beverage. (i.e.- colt45, mickey's, old english,etc.)

Pick up a couple of scuba tanks and come over to my house.

by Evanster November 19, 2005

Tonka Tank

A Person With A Large Stature Most Likely To Knock One Out In A Single Punch!

Also One Must Be Of The Brown Color To Be A Tonka Tank

Tonka Tanks Own On The Gridiron

Whoa Tony Is A Tonka Tank!

by Tonka91116 August 15, 2008

pump the septik tank

To recieve falacio while perched upon a crapper and laying down a nice deuce.

So are you girls down to pump the septik tank?

by 504 boys January 12, 2009

tank fever

The tiredness you have after not being able to sleep because of a noisy fish tank.

John: Man, I'm So tired.
Chris: How come?
John: I got tank fever cause of that noisy fish tank.

by adwatchman December 12, 2009

Dank Tank

A concept civilian BurningMan vehicle, shaped like a tank, and smelling like dank.

"Hey i found a blunt on the playa floor", "kool, lets roll in the Dank Tank"

by Drvktr September 19, 2006