Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 17, 2023

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Take the Plug

Take the Plug means to take the plug out of someone's life support,
a.k.a kill that person

Dad: "I heard John almost died in a car accident"
Mom: "Let's go Take the Plug"

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018

taking the sixth

v. Avoiding self-incrimination by hiding behind a more powerful-sounding, but non-existent, constitutional amendment.

..............

They will not get my corpulent corpse! I am taking the sixth then seeking asylum in North Korea.

There is no sixth Mr. President.

Fake News!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

Taking the slide

Exiting a job in a grand fashion, in a manner that conveys contempt for the industry one has left. Based on the flight attendant who told a plane of passengers where to go before opening the plane door, deploying the slide and jumping.

I'm not going to resign quietly. I'm totally taking the slide! I'm telling the whole boardroom off, then leaving with my middle finger in the air!

by snoofs88 September 10, 2010