Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh June 8, 2018

Taint trail.

The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.

Taint trail....the difference of sushi v.s. leftovers.

by Redriquez September 13, 2022

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block

Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.

by Biggie Bigs June 20, 2017

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

taint fondler

One who fondles the taint

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint

by theassman May 7, 2018