twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

dick twat

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.

Oi, dick twat, come here

by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007

Twat Block

Twat being another word to describe the vagina, someone who twat blocks or is a twat blocker is a female who gets in the way of another female friend and a male.

Damn it Tina! Just because Jake broke up with you doesn't mean you have to twat block me now!

by ThatRegret April 10, 2010

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

twat tart

the foul and/or nasty, crusty residue in a females panties

she forgot to do laundry and had to wear the same panties, which contained a little twat tart.

by panfried June 25, 2009

twat puffer

one (male or female) whom enjoys the act of puffing or lightly blowing into a twat.

Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN

by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011