twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

dick twat

general insult mainly used against a younger member of ones family.

Oi, dick twat, come here

by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007

Twat Block

Twat being another word to describe the vagina, someone who twat blocks or is a twat blocker is a female who gets in the way of another female friend and a male.

Damn it Tina! Just because Jake broke up with you doesn't mean you have to twat block me now!

by ThatRegret April 10, 2010

twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.

R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.

by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010

Dick Twat

Stupid or obnoxious dick

You’re a dick twat!

by Flickerflacker January 11, 2018

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019