Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

dirt city

an everyday mother fuckin asperation to become more than what society has catagorized you when you where born!

dont look at me wrong or i will show you my dirt city (revolver)
bitch you better break me off with my dirt city (green backs)
mother fucker you ripped me off so im going to stick my shive in you (one of the least known forms of dirt city, but dirt city never the less)

by im a mother fuckin pimp August 27, 2009

Ah Dirt

Something said as a cuss. Would be used in place of: ah fuck, ah shit, as god damn.

Wade yelled "ah dirt" as the beer was spilt on his head at the beach.

by ahdirt January 27, 2009

Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.

Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!

by wci2003 April 11, 2019