The O'Reilly Factor

The O'Reilly Factor" is the name of a medical condition where a white male christian is overcome with so much stupidity and conservative extremism that they are considered to be an international threat.

Bill O'Reilly has the O'Reilly Factor

by flibmcgrain January 13, 2015

Skeeter's Theorem

A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.

I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!

by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009

The Amanda Quinn Theory

For every instance (x) that an Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong, and every instance (y) that you are right, x will always equal y.

X(Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong)=Y(You are wright)

Ethan:"Yoooooo, I TOTALLY ACED THAT CHEM TEST!!!"

Evan:"Forreal?!?"

Ethan:"Yea yo, Amanda Quinn told me I got every question wrong. So using the Amanda Quinn Theory I aced it!"

Evan:"Ohhhh, ardvark. You must've aced it then."

by shmead February 1, 2010

3 date theory

the theory the person you are seeing will put out on the third date

(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)

guy 1: "yo dude did you get some last night?"
guy 2: "nah man the 3 date theory fails me."

by shibbyshibbyeh February 22, 2010

Pause Theory

The field of study intended to examine when to apply the word “pause”. The use of the word pause is the social phenomenon where statements that are interpreted to be homosexually suggestive, are swiftly interrupted with “pause”. This is said to maintain order and hold all responsible parties accountable. Another term used in lieu of “pause” can be “ayooo” (also spelled ayeooo).

Person A: Im getting Tired

Person B: Pause !

Person A: You used pause wrong, learn about pause theory

by BowBowBowAyeAyeAye October 3, 2022

The 7 Day Theory

The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.

2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.

by jerome December 6, 2003