cool story dude

A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.

Kyle: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.

Kavon: Cool Story Dude!

by Coolius October 22, 2008

two-story blumkin

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

Motherfucking story time

Taylor Kornoelys tik tok account

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

story so far

dude, go buy it NOW!

the cat peed on my sleeping bag it smells like piss

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

american horror story

a tv series that is like watching a horror movie every season, with 9 seasons. said seasons are:

1 Murder House
2 Asylum
3 Coven
4 Freak Show
5 Hotel
6 Roanoke
7 Cult
8 Apocalypse
9 1984

8/10 on IMDb, "I love american horror story! it is my fav show since i finished scream queens, it is all i ever see anymore. my favorite seasons has got to be 1984 and cult!"

that said i highly recommend watching ahs if u have not!

by val soot July 4, 2021

Share Your Story

A school program where students help other students. It helps kids across a school get to know each other. It breaks barriers and encourages everyone to be open and less judgmental. This is a program that could truly change how the world works.

Share Your Story saved my life

by Story Teller July 24, 2013